Pope apologizes to Rosie O'Donnell for slamming Islam by John Breneman at Humor Gazette
"I'm sorry if my reference to some 14th century Byzantine emperor offended Muslims or any of Rosie O'Donnell's fans in the radical, extremist, lesbian Islamo-Hollywood community," he said in an exclusive interview with Regis Philbin.
O'Donnell, meanwhile, is taking heat for saying "radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America." Inflammatory words. So it was vitally important that the daytime talk show blabbermouth be burned in effigy by the nighttime blabberpundits on cable, while enraged Muslims torched pope posters in Pakistan.
In other cable-news news: Forensic analysts are conducting tests to determine if chunks of shredded human flesh found in the razor-sharp teeth of self-appointed CNN legal attack dog Nancy Grace is that of a young Florida woman took her own life after being interrogated by Grace about her missing son.
The incident sparked fresh debate over whether the Geneva Conventions should apply to Grace's program or ratings-motivated media grillings in general. Grace is also under fire for allegedly waterboarding a sexy blonde teacher who banged one of her students.
Other Humor Gazette itemsPopeye stricken by tainted spinach
NASA: Objects Floating In Space Apparently from Space Shuttle Toilet, by potfry at The Nose On Your Face
NASA admitted today that the objects discovered floating around the space shuttle were actually from theshuttle toilet, which had been recently emptied. The shuttle landing was delayed while astronauts struggled to determine the cause of the debris.
“It’s a bit embarrassing,” said Flight director Paul Dye. “We thought it might be something important like the landing gear, and turns out to be mainly astronaut poop.”
In addition to human waste, Dye said they had catalogued many other items that had found their way into space via the shuttle’s toilet:
1) empty packets of Tang
2) One used “Thruster Boy” condom
3) A slightly soiled copy of Astronaut Quarterly
4) A VHS copy of the movie “Gigli”
5) A NASA cocktail napkin with the phone number of the Russian cosmonaut
6) Several dozen Milky Way wrappers
Other articles by The Nose On Your Face, "Chavez Brings His "A-Game", Thrifty Haircut To Turtle Bay"
Do visit Planck's Constant for "The Hangover"
Other good reading for today:
No Charges For Flag Burning Teacher, 123Beta
UN & Children's Rights, Daydreamer of Oz
Save the Tipoli Six, Tinkerty Tonk
Carry-on Rule Changes, There's One, Only
Jihad Bride, The Original Gobbleblog
The New Tokyo Rose -- Flailing, bailing & wailing with the Associated Press, The Owner's Manual
Police Action ... or War? at Jihadi Du Jour, By guest author Stan Smith
Hey, Ho, Pope Benedict XVI Must Go, In the Bullpen
Musharraf: Bush's Cowboy Diplomacy Works, It Shines For All
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