Time for a humor break. Between terrorism and crazies, we all need a laugh:
At CHARMING, JUST CHARMING you will find wisdom on marriage, like the following (but go read it all):
Some folks don't think too much of marriage..I reckon that me and sweetthing have been among the more fortunate to have emerged from lust to love and then to being best friends...but anyway, here is a few things the wags and wits have said about marriage......."Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts"
-Jeff Foxworthy"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-Groucho Marx"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
-H.V. Prochnow"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife
happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let
her have it."
-Lyndon B. Johnson
At The Nose On Your Face, you will find this post, "New Photos Prove Veracity Of AP Report". You have to go visit him to see the photo, but here's an intro:
Stunning new photographic evidence has surfaced that would appear to erase all doubt as Iraqis_burned to the accuracy of an AP report from Iraq on the burning of 6 Sunni civilians following their Friday worship services.More troubling, the photographs provide damning evidence that United States soldiers were the ones actually responsible for the brutal murders.
The Kag Report has article and image on Michael Richard's Blackberry, Part I here and Part II here
Queer Eye For That Charles Manson Guy, at Humor Gazette, with image, go see.
Negotiations for a new Charles Manson reality show on VH-1 have broken down over the notorious serial killer's demand that each episode end with the ritualistic slaying of two baby gerbils and a music industry executive.Footage has already been shot for several episodes of the program -- tentatively titled "Charlie Knows Best," "Manson Family Values" or "Death to the Television Whore-Bastards."
In one, a heavily shackled Manson visits an old-folks home and delights skeptical seniors by teaching a workshop on how to carve Nazi insignias into their foreheads. (more)
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