Moderate Muslims Release Manifesto

This has been a long time coming, but finally moderate Muslims have issued a Manifesto. 

We, the moderate Muslims of the world have sat by for far too long and watched as our great religion has been hijacked by those who have committed horrendous acts in Islam's name. Rapes, murders, and worse have been committed by those purporting to do Allah's will. But no more. From this day forth, the following commandments shall be the guidelines that all true, peaceful Muslims live by:

• Genital mutilation is no longer acceptable. This barbaric practice will be replaced by seven firm kicks to the labia.
• Suicide bombings can no longer be condoned by anyone calling themselves a Muslim. In the future if you feel the need to show your extreme displeasure with a group of people, invite them to a "Howie Mandel Movie Marathon" at your local theater. 
• The wearing of burkas is degrading to females and is no longer allowed. When in public, women will now have the option to wear either Groucho glasses or a Bigfoot costume with a clown nose.
• Behaeadings are hereby forbidden. If you must punish someone for having different beliefs than you, an Indian rope burn or a noogie are more acceptable ways to do so.  ... (read the rest at The Nose On Your Face)

Another funny story from But That's Just My Opinion

h/t The Big Pharaoh
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

 

On a not-so-funny note, Kofi Annan made a fool of himself and proved once again what an American-hating, terrorist-loving, Israel-hating, money-grubbing, moron he truly is in a farewell speech.  Kim Priestrap has a blog roundup on Kofi Annan's farewell trash talk against the United States and she expresses my sentiments perfectly, "Good riddance to you, Kofi Annan. And I'd like add, don't let the door hit you in the butt as you leave."

Kofi is put to shame by  folks like 'American Hero: Capt. Travis Patriquin':

Capt. Travis Patriquin, 32, 2nd Battalion, 3rd Field Artillery Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division, was killed by a roadside bomb in Ramadi, Iraq, on December 6th. He died beside Marine Major Megan McClung and Spc4 Vincent Pomante, from this post. (read both posts at Cop the Truth)

Captain's Quarters confirms there will be no reduction in troops.  That should make the left really unhappy.

As mentioned before, the MSM has been making up sources, rewarding their reporters for doing so.  Read more on that "Reporting Rumor Compared to Reporting News" by Wake Up America.

My Michigan Connection is the 'highlighted blog of the day' on bRight&Early's Blogaversary roll.  Check out "Blues/rock soloist captures Rockin' the D guitar competition"

Comments

[Angel]

lol,..I knew it was too good to be true Debbie!

[Debbie]

Spree, I don't have a problem with you cross posting anything from Right Truth. The Manifesto was originally posted at The Nose On Your Face and as long as you give him credit I don't think he will mind either.

[Paul]

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Captain's Quarters confirms there will be no reduction in troops. That should make the left really unhappy.
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To clarify, it's not just the left, but a strong majority of Americans in general, including our troops who are over there, you know, fighting this war you love so well, so you can be safe here at your mom's house. Check this out:

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An overwhelming majority of 72% of American troops serving in Iraq think the U.S. should exit the country within the next year, and more than one in four say the troops should leave immediately, a new Le Moyne College/Zogby International survey shows.
http://www.zogby.com/NEWS/ReadNews.dbm?ID=1075
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I guess you'd say 72% of our troops are surrender monkeys?

[spree]

Mind if I cross post the whole manifesto over at my site ?

I already linked to it, but it DOES deserve its own space.