"Some of the Palestinian suicide bombers wrap their penises into fire-proof aluminum foil to save them for the pleasures to come." I couldn't resist printing that. It comes from a "Symposium: Through the Eyes of a Suicide Bomber" at FrontPage Magazine. (hat tip Michael)
(1). Naturally, this begs us to question the Muslim contention that we worship the same one G-d.
Jews and Christians all say "There is no God but God." We'll even say it in any other language you'd prefer: Il n'y a aucun Dieu mais un Dieu, não há nenhum Deus mas Deus, er zijn geen God maar God. Be it French, Portuguese, Dutch or any language of your choosing, we will say it in the exact words of that language. But not the Muslims. Ask most Muslims (Sufis are one exception to this) and they'll profess that they believe in the one God we do, but will absolutely refuse to say it. Instead, they say "There is no God but ALLAH."
I have an image in my mind now, of the suicide bomber all dressed up, with a roll of aluminum foil in one hand, and penis in the other, desperately trying to get the foil on properly. (Just poke out my eyes now, please!) I can see you all with your PhotoShop programs, making an image of this for your blogs...
Other craziness, Pakistan Pol Wants Knighthood for Bin Laden, from The Amboy Times
Sugiero: Because if the author of "The Satanic Verses", Sir Salman Rushdie, got knighted why shouldn't mass murderers like Osama bin Laden, Mullah Omar and the Taliban leader get the "sir"-title? [snip]
Of course Rushdie never killed anyone, a nuance that seems to have escaped Our Pakistani friend. Meanwhile, Bush is contemplating a pow wow with the Muslim Brotherhood.
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