Muslims wrap their penis in tin foil on way to heaven

"Some of the Palestinian suicide bombers wrap their penises into fire-proof aluminum foil to save them for the pleasures to come." I couldn't resist printing that. It comes from a "Symposium: Through the Eyes of a Suicide Bomber" at FrontPage Magazine. (hat tip Michael)

(1). Naturally, this begs us to question the Muslim contention that we worship the same one G-d.

Jews and Christians all say "There is no God but God." We'll even say it in any other language you'd prefer: Il n'y a aucun Dieu mais un Dieu, não há nenhum Deus mas Deus, er zijn geen God maar God. Be it French, Portuguese, Dutch or any language of your choosing, we will say it in the exact words of that language. But not the Muslims. Ask most Muslims (Sufis are one exception to this) and they'll profess that they believe in the one God we do, but will absolutely refuse to say it. Instead, they say "There is no God but ALLAH."

I have an image in my mind now, of the suicide bomber all dressed up, with a roll of aluminum foil in one hand, and penis in the other, desperately trying to get the foil on properly. (Just poke out my eyes now, please!) I can see you all with your PhotoShop programs, making an image of this for your blogs...

Rastaman held a Blogger's Resistance Flag contest, and here's the winner by HellPig's Sty. What do you think:

Other craziness, Pakistan Pol Wants Knighthood for Bin Laden, from The Amboy Times

Sugiero: Because if the author of "The Satanic Verses", Sir Salman Rushdie, got knighted why shouldn't mass murderers like Osama bin Laden, Mullah Omar and the Taliban leader get the "sir"-title? [snip]

Of course Rushdie never killed anyone, a nuance that seems to have escaped Our Pakistani friend. Meanwhile, Bush is contemplating a pow wow with the Muslim Brotherhood.

Others:
Cashing In at Blog For Cox
Texas Fred has a Caption Contest, go enjoy the fun.
Jimmy Carter's Legacy -Islamic Iran, YID With LID

Offered for a few laughs and Trackposted to Outside the Beltway, The Virtuous Republic, Perri Nelson's Website, DeMediacratic Nation, Big Dog's Weblog, Adam's Blog, Maggie's Notebook, Shadowscope, Webloggin, Leaning Straight Up, The Amboy Times, The Bullwinkle Blog, Cao's Blog, Conservative Cat, Jo's Cafe, Pursuing Holiness, Rightlinx, third world county, Allie Is Wired, The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns, The World According to Carl, Pirate's Cove, Blue Star Chronicles, The Pink Flamingo, Planck's Constant, Right Voices, Gone Hollywood, OTB Sports, and The Yankee Sailor, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.

Comments

[Thomas Hamilton]

Gives a whole new meaning to bopping your baloney.

[Nice Deb]

Well, the thing is, the headquarters for Jamaat Ul Fuqra is right there, in Hancock, NY.

[Debbie]

Next Stop Lauderdale, cute cute cute.

Can you get that image out of your mind???

[Next Stop Lauderdale]

I don't care if it is "pigs in a blanket," a "roasted pork pull," or "beef jerky." They ain't going to need it.
...........steve

[Debbie]

Nice Deb, if I’m reading this correctly, Sarge is “a veteran of Desert Storm, Southern Watch, Operation Enduring Freedom and Operation Iraqi Freedom … and a resident of Islamberg?”

Is that correct? I find this very strange. In the original report that I read, the neighbors of Islamberg in New York gave statements that they were frightened of the residents. They stated that gunfire was going off at all times of the day and night, they were afraid to drive by the compound. Islamberg in New York was also being investigated for possible illegal arms possession by residents.

There are several Islamberg camps scattered throughout the US, I cannot speak to all of them. I do know that some are under investigation for possible terrorist connections, all are thought to have connections to Jamaat al-Fuqra.

The camp in North Carolina (I think), the local police did say that they had no problems with the members of Islamberg and that the gates there were always open and they could drive in any time they wanted.

All the sources Sarge quotes pertaining to Muslims in the military, and the concessions that the military is making for Muslims is true. That doesn’t make it right. They make concessions for the Muslims that they would never make for Christians.

There are good Muslims, there are good Muslims in the military and living in the United States. This has been proven by those brave souls who help infiltrate terror cells here, who help translate Arabic etc. I have nothing against Muslims who want to come to the US, assimilate, follow the law, and be productive citizens.

I do have problems with Muslims who come here, want to live in Muslim enclaves, follow their own laws, and break our laws. Watching Islambergs in America is a good thing.

I personally have a hard time picturing Sarge, a former US military man/woman living in Islamberg. Sorry.

[Nice Deb]

I had to use the foil thing at a website that has a running gag about tinfoil. Too much.

By the way, Debbie, a resident from Islamberg wrote a long comment on one of my Islamberg posts, you can find it by clicking on my name, (hopefully), or just visit my site and look for Sarge on the sidebar. I would be interested in your opinion, as you say you've been investigating Jamaat Ul Fuqra for years. Unsurprisingly, he paints the residents as patriotic Americans.

[Angel]

er...no comment!..LOL

[BillT]

Yikes. The tin foil thing sounds like the Daily Kos. Say, I wonder if there's a connection?

Carter's on full steam looney now. Every time he opens his mouth, something absurd slips out. Wonder if we could get him to just retire with some dignity.

It wasn't enough that he nearly got us crushed in his four years in the White House, now he's trying to in retirement.

Egads.