The People's Cube Presents...

From The People's Cube, thanks to Ernesto:

Memo to President Obama from Year 2010:

31 OCTOBER, 2010
Mr. President:

First the good news: your approval ratings have jumped dramatically in the last two weeks. You are now at 15% approval which is your highest in the last eighteen months. Primarily, this is due to your decision to stay away from all press conferences that do not use teleprompters.

The restoration of the Fairness Doctrine has enabled us better to manage the information coming out about the various problems of the Administration. The New York Times is continuing to work with us on getting your message out to their 86 subscribers, who are behind you 100% of the time.  (continue reading at The People's Cube)

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• Environmental shocker: Palin's cat seen scratching claws on rare Alaskan pine tree 
• Why a DUI is worse than cocaine use 
• This just in: Palin's great great grandmother jumped line at Ellis Island 
• Palin's dog caught rooting in neighbor's trash 
• New York Times enters Guinness Book of Records by fitting 807,316 Palin stories on front page 
• Media uncovers more Palin stories in one weekend than Obama stories in two years. Still no bias detected 
• Obama and media agree to "don't ask don't" tell policy 
• Obama: more experienced than Bristol Palin

Comments

[Aukmuntr]

I have to laugh. Otherwise I'd cry. The Left Stream Media and the DNC can find a tooth that the tooth fairy forgot to pick up under Willow's pillow, but they cannot expose Obama's Islamic leanings and family tree and circle of friends full of some of the most vile people in the world. Go figure!

[MK]

"Media uncovers more Palin stories in one weekend than Obama stories in two years. Still no bias detected"

Some people ask if the media thinks we are too stupid to see their bias. They don't think that, they know that we can see it, it's just that they don't care what we think anymore.

[Katie]

Actually it was Palin's dog having sex with the neighboring dog. Film at 11.