By Frederick William Dame
"I miss ma body servant! I miss ma Kenyan father! I miss ma Kenyan fam'ly!
I miss ma Kenyan Village! I miss ma Kenyan grass 'ut! I miss ma Kenyan Muslims! I miss ma Kenyan 'omeland! I miss ma ... wah ... wah ... wah!"
A non-reported incident by the Barack Hussein Obama-adoring-lamestream media gives some insight into the psychological make-up and questionable character that is Barack Hussein Obama. Barack Hussein Obama, the illegal occupier of the White House Oval Office, known as the Office of Obama Propaganda, vacationed over the Christmas Holidays at Kailua Bay, Oahu, Hawaii at a cost of approximately 4,113,038 dollars.3 (Ooops, the Obama's do not celebrate Christmas because it is an insult to Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry's heritage.) The first illegal presidential(?) family stayed in a Kailua Bay, Oahu beachfront rental this year because the family dog Bo marked the carpets at the Winter White House, Plantation Estate at Paradise Point, Kailua, Oahu, last year. It is now No Pets Allowed there.4 However, for those interested in renting the so-called Winter White House, Plantation Estate at Paradise Point, Kailua, Oahu, in the future, the owner Glenn Weinberg would certainly not count his and her body servants as pets.
The purpose of the taxpayer-funded leisure time was to allow Barack Hussein Obama to play golf; to allow Michelle Obama to relax and rejuvenate her beauty (!!!)5; and to allow their children Malia and Sasha some time off from their difficult school days. Some sources state that the Obamas paid the rental price of $3,500 per day out of their own funds, which come from the taxpayers anyway.6 Of course, if the truth ever becomes known, which is highly improbable because Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry does not tell the truth, the 17 days were probably entered in the government accounting register as official expenditures and an integral part of the illegal presidential duties so that the price would have to be paid by the taxpayers. Moreover, Americans surely do not want their one-and-only Islamic caliph to have to pay for anything because the caliph does so much good for the United States of America, as long as the 57 United States of America respect the o-so-peaceful dogma Islam.7
The event that was not reported happened after Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry finished one of his golf games with a fifty over par! A check of the course card revealed that upon entering the clubhouse after the 18th hole, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry's score was five under par! This is complementary to his views on economic theory: make a large deficit and enter it as a profit! Additionally, it is evidence that Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry has the ability to use al taqiyya8 in every phase of his life.
Normally, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry uses these green rounds as training for spotting holes into which he will execute his strokes. Evidently, hole spotting and stroking did not go well on this day. Early in the afternoon, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry returned to the Kailua Bay beachfront home where the Obamas were staying. The children Malia and Sasha were emulating their mother without knowing it. They had gone into the town to eat XXL hamburgers and drink Kool-Aid. Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry started crying, sobbing, and whining as he entered the house. Faithful, financially responsible Michelle hugged him and asked,
"Uh! ... what's up? Why're ya eh, uh, cryin'?
Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry: "I erm miss Reggie, ya know, ma body servant."
Michelle: Oh, I unnerstan's. "Why di'ntcha got 'nother, erm ... uh ... body servant and bring'im witcha like I did with ma, well, ya know, ma SS body man?"
Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry: I's so sad. I's so painful, ummm I also missesss ma 'omeland."
Michelle: "Butcha in yer 'omeland. Werein, ya know, Hawaii!"
Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry: "I knows. I means ma real 'omeland, erm, Kenya."
Michelle: "I unnerstan's! But wealall pro'bly 'ave ta wait 'til yo're defeated in da November 2012 elecshuns."
Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry: "I don't thinks I can waits dat long. I wanna go back t ma 'omeland, nau!
Michelle: But youse da bresidant ufda Uni'ned Stats. Ya can't go back nou.
Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry: But I needs sum connecshun wid ma 'omeland an ma 'eritage. Its so hart t' maka Islamic country outta feefty-sev'n stats. I needs a brake!
Michelle: Shut yer damn yappin', yer damn bawling, yer damn complainin' mouth! Stop da cryin'! Stop da sobbing! Stop da whining! An' do dat what Valerie and I tells ya t do. We're not gonna letcha take away ''r deserv'd Marie Antoinette empres' posischuns!!!9
Michelle, the understanding, frugal wife of Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry with an SS body man,10 pounded loveable tirades on Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry for somewhat over three hours. She interrupted her deluge of insults on Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry to tell the men accompanying the Obama children not to come back to their vacation residence for at least three hours. Of course, if the Secret Service Agents and the children were eating XXL hamburgers like the ones Michelle gormandizes, it would take at least three hours to eat them.
Throughout the time that Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry had to hear these archetypical, angry, black woman's scolding remarks11 from Michelle, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry continued bawling, crying, sobbing, and whining the following lament:
I wanna go back t' m' li'l' grass shack
In Nyang’oma Kogelo, Kenya
I wanna be wid all da crim'nals and gan'sters
Dat I knew long ago.
I can hears ol' Kenyan drums a playin' In de jungles of ma 'omeland
I can hears ol' Kenyans a sayin'
Folla Barrry t' destroy America land.
It won't be long 'till ma Islam'll reward ma
Wida paradisiacal Jannah12 shelf
A gran' Muslim place
With seventy virgins fer ma wunnerful self.
I'm justa li'l' Kenyan
A 'omesick Islamic boy,
I wanna go back t' ma
I wanna go back to my li'l' grass shack In Nyang’oma Kogelo, Kenya
Where da Muslims really taughtma 'ow t' be a trut'ful lia'.
Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry whined this lament all the remainder of the afternoon and into the evening. When the children returned from their XXL hamburgers and Kool- Aid, they heard a bawling, sobbing, whining sound coming out of Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry's rented, rubber-walled room. They asked their frugal mother Michelle, who was still intent on staying in Hawaii in order to become beautiful (!!!), what the sound was. Michelle, with creamed cheese and cucumber slices on her forehead, with two carrots shoved up her nostrils, with spinach hanging out of her ears and onion rings stuck to her face, and dried dates stuck on other parts of her body said that their father, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry, was working on his next speech to the United States Congress, the State of the Union Message, which he was going to title Ken ya' Help Me?
She told the children not to worry. Michelle convinced them that Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry was working hard and was so involved with the fate of the future United Islamic States of America: its foreign policy, its economy, its environmental politics, its crime, its dishonorable politicians – he even made the 2011 list again,14 – its poor, those without welfare, those without medical assistance, and immigrants of all kinds who were necessary to integrate so that they would always vote for the corrupt Democratic Party candidate in the future.
Michelle claimed that Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry was doing all that he could do to give Americans, citizens and non-citizens more money. He wanted to make the old Constitution into a new, internationally recognized sharia constitution and place it under Islamic international law. Moreover, she said, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry was exploring methods to make the Obama family's multi-million dollar income and expenses more secure in such a way that when Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry became the first Muslim caliph of the United Islamic States of America, the Islamic Americans – no other Americans were to be allowed – would be so grateful that they would give the Obama family as much money as they wanted. This was important because it is a gerontological fact that George Soros would not be alive forever and that Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry would not always be on George Soros' payroll. Michelle ended her explanation by telling the children that Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry sometimes displayed homesickness and that this often sounded like sobbing and whining, but that it was not really bawling, crying, sobbing, and whining. It was thinking out loud in a lamentable fashion. Frugally responsible Michelle then sent the children off to their room to play their newest video game, Illegal Immigration is Constitutional, and said that they should not disturb her because she was going to have a date-and-onion massage. The dates were to keep her taint(e) in sharp lustre and the onions were to pip up her energy.15
Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry sobbed and whined all night. There are still some unsubstantiated reports from insiders maintaining that when the Obamas returned to the White House, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry continued sobbing and whining his lament. Some insiders claim that this sobbing, whining and lamenting is the source of his present psychological disorder and accusations against his opponents, Republicans, Democrats, Independents, Libertarians, and the like. The unnamed sources are convinced that all of Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry's problems stem from his long-lost childhood in the jungles of Kenya as a British subject and his desire to relive the wonderful adventures with his Muslim playmates who have now become corrupt politicians in Kenya.
The undersigned does not think that American patriots should wait until the next State of the Union Message to take action against Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry. Let him bawl and lament as much as he wants. Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry should be placed on trial for treason immediately. He should be convicted and sentenced to the penalty reserved for treason: either execution by hanging, execution by firing squad, or life in prison, the latter of which could be changed into extradition to Kenya and the village of his heritage, Nyang’oma Kogelo, Kenya.
If the extradition decision is undertaken, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry should be extradited to Kenya immediately. This would constitute a non-diplomatic usage that would mean that Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry's status would be terminal and everlasting banishment, even so far as to being the condition that Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry is virtually nonexistent. Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry's legal United States status should be persona non grata ad infinitum with an official, non-forged government certificate published in the lamestream media accompanied by a warning that all future non-natural born citizens who aspire to become an illegal President of the United States of America will receive an immediate trial as a traitor and if extradited, that person's official status will be persona non grata ad infinitum with never the possibility of pardon. All of Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry's active office-holding supporters should receive the appellate personae non gratae and the respective punishment, also. The United States Congress must decree that all of the laws and documents signed by Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry and his minions are null-and-void because the Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry regime is illegal according to the Constitution for the United States of America.
Additionally, all of the traitors to the Constitution for the United States of America should receive the status damnatio memoriae, the literal and only meaning of which is in English condemnation of memory. This is a legal judgment that a person must never be remembered. The intent of damnatio memoriae is to erase all traces of the person from history.
1 The well-known melody to Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry Bawls, that many readers will immediately recognize is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBetidGgdSw&feature=related. This version is also
3 With More Vacation Days and Separate Travel, Price of Obama’s Annual Hawaiian Holiday Rises, at: http://www.hawaiireporter.com/with-more-vacation-days-and-separate-travel-price-of- obama%E2%80%99s-annual-hawaiian-holiday-rises/123
4 The majority of sources report that the carpets were replaced because of Bo's incidents. Whether or not Barack and / or Michelle had thrills running up their legs is a different question. http://www.colony14.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/thrillsrunninguplegs2.pdf.
5 A rhetorical question is necessary: Is it possible to rejuvenate something that one does not have in the first place?
7 On May 9, 2008, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry, [alias Barack Hussein Obama, and at least ten other aliases, (http://www.wnd.com/2011/08/336889/; http://proliberty.com/observer/20080904.htm; and other internet sites if one googles Obama's aliases)] stated that he had visited 57 states in the 2008 election campaign. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws. It is interesting to note that there are 57 Islamic countries, including disputed states in the world in which Islam is in the majority. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Muslim-majority_countries.
8 Al taqiyya is a method of behavior that Muslims use every day. The al-taqiyya behavior states that one can be immoral, moral, undertake legal or illegal activities, lie or tell the truth, as long as Islam is furthered. In the instance above, Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry applies al-taqiyya to his narcissistic core. Everything is permitted as long as it furthers Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry's image and position.
9 Valerie Jarrett, without whom Bad Boy Baby Brat Barry makes no decisions.
11 For pictures of Michelle Obama, the angry black woman, see Michelle Sick of the portrayal of her as “the angry black woman" at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=113731.
12 Jannah is the Muslim term for the Islamic paradise.13 Tilapia is a fresh water fish. Chapati is a fried paste of wheat powder. They are staples in Kenya.
15 The interested reader must realize that Chicagoans have a very special relationship to onions as well as garlic. Originally, the name Chicago comes from the term the native Miami Indians gave to a native garlic plant chicagoua (Allium tricoccum, in French ail sauvage). Concurrently, the Miami Indians named a number of rivers Chicagou in the estuaries leading into Lake Michigan. The native Miami Indian name for the mouth of the Chicago river was Chicagoumeman. The name for the place where settlers lived was Chicagou. When the Potawatomi Indians replaced the Miami Indians, they called the wild onions and the native garlic plants chicago. This author herewith makes the claim and establishes the terminology and respective definitions that both of these plants, the wild onions and the native wild garlic, are symbols of the corrupted politics that comes out of Chicago in particular, and Illinois in general. From this moment on, a Chicago onion is a corrupt politician/person and Chicago garlic is the corrupt political system.