Recently Bruce Jenner become Caitlyn Jenner (can anyone in this crazy family top that?), and while this transformation to being a “woman” (despite being male at the cellular level and not having anything cut off), at least has put an end to months of rumors and speculations. First there was the interview with Diane Sawyer (the new Barbara Walters?), then the revelation of his new name and the Vanity Fair cover.
But what is interesting is that in the course of the interview with Sawyer, Jenner said something rather unexpected, and in a very sincere and offhanded manner. I would like to remind everyone reading this of what was said as it has received very little publicity from the left or the right. When Sawyer brought up the topic of Barack Obama, Jenner said that “I was never a big fan, that he (Jenner) is kind of more on the conservative side.”
What? How can someone born male who wants to be a woman, possibly be serious about this? Isn’t the left the tolerant political party and the conservatives (including many, but not all Republicans) the party of intolerance. The prevailing “wisdom” is that the left is tolerant and the right is narrow minded, bigoted, etc., etc. To paraphrase one of my favorite pundits: there are a lot of crazy Republicans out there, but the whole Democrat National Party is crazy.
Empty chair day was created by Clint Eastwood at the Republican National Committee meeting in 2012 when he had an empty chair placed on the stage next to him to represent the empty suit that is Barack Obama. That was the week before Labor Day 2012 when spontaneously people across the nation placed empty chairs in front of their homes. Often the chairs held signs indicating the utter contempt with which the current POTUS is held.
This alphabetical list celebrates empty chairs that that are only fitting for the empty suit (or perhaps it is golfing togs) who is leading us from behind and our response.
Adirondack Chair – a traditional chair designed for taking it easy
Butterfly Chair – a contemporary chair for taking it easy
The following memo was leaked by a California high school student who accidentally tapped into NSA communication files while hacking into bank records of her computer science teacher.
TO: Barack Obama
FROM: Vladimir Putin
SUBJECT: In Appreciation
During our long phone conversation, I am forgetting to thank you for reminding me to be stand-up guy and send humanitarian aid to country when peoples cry out for help. You remind me about how America helped Libya. But, instead of bombing Ukraine back into stone age, I decide to use different technique. And I am thanking you for setting up entire situation so Uncle Vladi could step up and help the peoples of the Ukraine.
My Parliament give "OK" to deliver humanitarian aid and protection against neo-Nazis and extremists. I am not remembering if your congress gave you OK for Libya bombing, or did Hillary Clinton make that decision? No matter, other than this action make you and America look pitiful in eyes of the world . . . what difference did it make?
Uncle Vladi also recall occupy Wall Street movement and decide to follow your example and take advantage of potential for photo ops. I am directing similar PR program in Ukraine. Freedom-loving citizens wave flags and signs and beg for Russian soldiers to protect them from enemies of freedom. This makes for excellent TV and social media propaganda.
Uncle Vladi got big worry about democracy outbreaks in other countries. I'm remembering how this cause you big time headache in Egypt when military realize your Muslim Brotherhood pals are not so much about freedom as they are about chaos and oppression.
I might have same problem if Ukraine breaks for NATO and European-style democracy. Might spread throughout my country like Russian flu. So, I am making sure Ukrainian peoples not do breakaway. I remind them they have no real army and no real allies and could not push back against real Russian military who is really there to protect them.
To continue reading about how Uncle Vladi threatens to kick Obama on the back side of his "mommy" jeans CLICK HERE.
P.S. Want a little more snark in your day? Additional fables are posted on my Granny Guerrillas blog.You'll enjoy the
picture-filled story about Prince Hope-n-change and his ascension to the throne.
Even though you put pretend everything is hunky-dory between us, it's not. The truth is, we're not happy, happy, happy with you.
Do you wonder why?
It's the economy, stupid!
The jobless, labor-less, non-recovery economic mess you've been "gonna" fix since 2008. (By the way: "going to" is two words, not one.)
We-the-People have had enough of your promises and your lies.
You promised to create jobs and rebuild our lack-luster economy. We believed you. But, today, 91.8 million able-to-work Americans sit idle. There are fewer jobs in our country than before you burst onto the scene promoting "hope and change." One thing for certain, our lives have changed, but not in the way we'd hoped. We never would have imagined you're promote a "non-work" ethic and encourage people to escape "job lock," sit on their butts, contemplate their navels, and live on welfare, food stamps, and subsidies to pay for crappy healthcare coverage.
Did you really believe We-the-People would be happy, happy, happy to pay higher taxes and support moochers who'd rather find their muse than find a job?
Are you seeing a happy face here?
You double pinky-promised Obamacare would create jobs and solve our unemployment problems. We believed you. But, thanks to your un-affordable healthcare monster, America has become a nation of part-time workers. You promised medical care would be more affordable. It isn't. You promised it would become available to everybody. It isn't. You promised the tiny "wrinkles" in the program (including the enrollment mess) would work their way out and everyone would be happy with the outcome. They haven't and we aren't!
Surprise, surprise, surprise. We-the-People are not happy about losing our doctors. We're not happy to pay more for prescriptions, deductibles, and premiums. We're not happy that Obamacare adds at least $1.3 Trillion dollars to the $6 Trillion dollar debt you've racked up since becoming president.
Did you really believe we would be happy, happy, happy to dump this debt onto the backs of our kids and grandkids?
Are you seeing a happy face here?
You promised to oh-so-carefully trim government spending. We believed you. Then you grabbed your machete and slashed right and left to shrink and undermine the moral of our military. You cut salaries, retirement benefits, closed Veteran's hospitals and commissaries, and reneged on veterans' desperately needed healthcare. You ordered budget cutbacks that have weakened our military at a time when our enemies are strengthening theirs.
Did you really believe we would be happy, happy, happy while you continue to pour money into the bottomless pit of Afghanistan, but don't support our brave warriors who fought there?
Happy New Year! Admittedly, I don’t write letters; I’ve existed for thousands of years (boy, where has the time gone?) and this will mark my very first bit of written correspondence. While the one who cast me from heaven may lay claim to the world's bestseller, you're letting me know that the book is collecting dust.
Let us count the ways you have inspired me in 2013: Your favorite video game was Grand Theft Auto V. I remember, just 30 years ago, you were playing Q*bert. I always felt Q*bert lacked in wanton acts of murder.
Your most searched celebrity was Miley Cyrus. You’ve come a long way from Elvis’ gyrating hips. (Congratulations on your progressiveness, America!)
Your most searched celebrity pregnancy was Kim Kardashian. Always remember: babies before marriage. (With Jessica Simpson and Shakira also making the Top 5, you’re learning this lesson well, so I’m not worried.)
Your most searched reality star was Farrah Abraham – star of 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom. I’ve never watched those shows, but they promote ‘babies before marriage,’ so I've placed them at the top of my Netflix queue.
Your most popular female politician was abortion activist Wendy Davis. I’m so proud of this one! Don’t forget: Legalizing late-term abortion isn’t about taking the life of a fully developed baby; it’s about defending a woman’s right to rid herself of an inconvenience. But you clearly don’t need the reminder :-)
I’m also glad to see you’re still idling away hours of your lives watching funny cat videos. They make me chuckle, too. And it takes a lot to make me chuckle. All this to say: Keep up the good work, America! At this rate, I'm well on my way to retirement. Your BFF, Satan
PS I used Google for all my info. It’s a neat website. I remember when you had to visit a library to do research. Who needs books anyway?
upon a time in the 60s, radical Saul Alinsky, the Chicago Godfather of
Community Organizing, taught his star pupils, Barack Hussein Obama and
Hillary Clinton, a valuable lesson: never, ever, ever allow a crisis to
believed that mobs of politically uneducated and naïve citizens could
be goaded into rising up and taking to the streets to generate chaos,
fear, and confusion in the entire country.
And so it came to be that the experiment called "Occupy Wall Street" was born. A perfect example
of Alinsky's process. A mob of misfits was stirred into motion (and
rewarded with cash) to rise up and punish Wall Street for attaining
success on the backs of the poor working people who were not receiving
their fair share.
of sign waving, unemployed freeloaders jammed into the streets and
relieved themselves on police cars while creating a free-for-all that
hurt local working people and businesses, damaged property, and created
mountains of filth.
You might wonder, what was the really truly crisis that was being protested?
SCAM and the freedom-hating progressives in Washington are bulldozing
the Constitution and America's foundation. Why? To clear the path for
"fundamental transformation" of our country.
me on this one: you are not going to like what Uncle SCAM has in store
for you and your family. More lying, more spying, more cover-ups, more
apologies, more rules, more regulations, more taxes, more debt, more
government intrusion, and less freedom of choice for you, your children,
and future generations.
This is not good news!
What can you, as one person, do to halt and reverse Uncle SCAM's push toward socialism?
Once upon a time, eight-year
old Sammie Mac struggled with his homework assignment to write a letter
to the President of the United States. He couldn't decide what to say until his mom suggested he write what was in his heart. And so he did.
Dear Mr. President,
How are you?
I am sad because Daddy told
me our vacation trip to Washington was not gonna' happen because the
White House doors were locked shut. Mommy said it was 'cause the carpets
had been cleaned
and were wet.
Daddy called Mommy Pinocchio nose. She gave him her
squinty eye look and said, "No dessert for you Buster." HAHAHA! She
forgot his name is Charlie.
I asked Daddy when he
thought we could go inside our White House. He said the doors would be
unlocked on the same day Hel . . . sinki freezes over.
I hope that's soon.
Sincerely, your friend, Sammie Mac
P.S. Daddy made a YouTube video of me reading this letter to share with Gram and Gramps.
The very next day, Sammie Mac wrote a second letter.
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