upon a time in the 60s, radical Saul Alinsky, the Chicago Godfather of
Community Organizing, taught his star pupils, Barack Hussein Obama and
Hillary Clinton, a valuable lesson: never, ever, ever allow a crisis to
believed that mobs of politically uneducated and naïve citizens could
be goaded into rising up and taking to the streets to generate chaos,
fear, and confusion in the entire country.
And so it came to be that the experiment called "Occupy Wall Street" was born. A perfect example
of Alinsky's process. A mob of misfits was stirred into motion (and
rewarded with cash) to rise up and punish Wall Street for attaining
success on the backs of the poor working people who were not receiving
their fair share.
of sign waving, unemployed freeloaders jammed into the streets and
relieved themselves on police cars while creating a free-for-all that
hurt local working people and businesses, damaged property, and created
mountains of filth.
You might wonder, what was the really truly crisis that was being protested?
JT: Methinks an insect wants to lead his
subordinate flies (oops troops) to the swatter (oops slaughter)! When I was a child my toy soldiers were out
of lead (a metal) that symbolized that the toy soldier had mettle. Now the Obama toy soldier is out of plastic,
probably hollow, like Obama, and made in China!
JT: dumb, da, dumb dumb! Hello, I'm Congressman
According to Chicago Sun Times, “The U.S. attorney’s
office in Springfield [Illinois] has been busy the past few years investigating
a variety of fraud schemes involving state grants. Thirteen people have been
charged so far, six who have pleaded guilty. Two of them have ties to …Obama.
One is the daughter of his controversial former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah
Wright. Another was chief of staff to Obama’s longtime friend Eric E. Whitaker
when Whitaker was Illinois’ public health chief. In all, prosecutors are
alleging a total of $16 million in fraud involving state health or commerce
department grants and contracts.” http://www.suntimes.com/22212263-761/watchdogs-tally-in-illinois-grant-fraud-probe-so-far-13-charged-16m-embezzled.html
JT: Obama comments: I don't know them! Never heard of them! Never had contact with them! Where's the bus?
SCAM and the freedom-hating progressives in Washington are bulldozing
the Constitution and America's foundation. Why? To clear the path for
"fundamental transformation" of our country.
me on this one: you are not going to like what Uncle SCAM has in store
for you and your family. More lying, more spying, more cover-ups, more
apologies, more rules, more regulations, more taxes, more debt, more
government intrusion, and less freedom of choice for you, your children,
and future generations.
This is not good news!
What can you, as one person, do to halt and reverse Uncle SCAM's push toward socialism?
Once upon a time, eight-year
old Sammie Mac struggled with his homework assignment to write a letter
to the President of the United States. He couldn't decide what to say until his mom suggested he write what was in his heart. And so he did.
Dear Mr. President,
How are you?
I am sad because Daddy told
me our vacation trip to Washington was not gonna' happen because the
White House doors were locked shut. Mommy said it was 'cause the carpets
had been cleaned
and were wet.
Daddy called Mommy Pinocchio nose. She gave him her
squinty eye look and said, "No dessert for you Buster." HAHAHA! She
forgot his name is Charlie.
I asked Daddy when he
thought we could go inside our White House. He said the doors would be
unlocked on the same day Hel . . . sinki freezes over.
I hope that's soon.
Sincerely, your friend, Sammie Mac
P.S. Daddy made a YouTube video of me reading this letter to share with Gram and Gramps.
The very next day, Sammie Mac wrote a second letter.
Once upon a time, there lived a Supreme Leader, Barack Hussein Obama,
who never, ever, ever accepted responsibility for his actions. No
matter what happened, it was not his fault. Even though his country was
collapsing into joblessness, debt, and moral decay under his leadership,
he maintained a kissy-kissy relationship with nearly one-half of the
How did he accomplish this miracle? By doing what he was told. Barack
Hussein Obama followed instructions from his #1 advisor and
consistently professed his innocence of any and all wrong doing,
projected good will toward all, blamed others, and used liberal amounts
of "magic dust."
it appeared that Barack Hussein Obama might be linked to a policy or
event that could hurt his popularity, his #1 advisor would sprinkle,
sprinkle, sprinkle magic dust to disappear his fingerprints away. Then,
his #1 advisor would script a teleprompter speech that would redirect
the finger of blame. And, as an added precaution, Barack Hussein Obama
would be sprinkled with magic dust to transform him into Casper the
"Poof," he would disappear from the scene.
the Fast-and-Furious gun running program resulted in the deaths of a
border agent and hundreds of Mexico citizens . . . sprinkle, sprinkle,
sprinkle. Barack Hussein Obama delivered a denial teleprompter speech
(crafted by his #1 advisor). "I didn't know anything about this
program," he claimed. "Low-level ATF personnel must have initiated it."
JT: Some visitors to
the Missouri State Fair think this is racism.
I think it's the truth. Obama is
a clown … A DANGEROUS CLOWN! Notice how he is supported by Valerie
Jarrett! Inside information has notified
JT that she actually rides the broom, but that you can't see her in this image
because she is so far into Obama where the sun doesn't shine that she is out of
JT: You can use it to lose weight. It glues the lips together so you can't
eat! Michelle doesn't recommend it for
The Obama Timeline
reports that the State Department offers “a $10 million reward for information
that helps authorities kill or capture Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.” The reward is
prompted by a terrorist attack in Baghdad, Iraq—not an attack on Americans, but an attack on Muslim families celebrating the end of
Ramadan. State Department spokesperson Jan Psaki states, “The terrorists who
committed these acts are enemies of Islam and a shared enemy of the United
States, Iraq, and the international community.” (Remarkably, the Obama
administration has done next to nothing to bring to justice the perpetrators of
the Benghazi attack that killed four Americans, but is eager to spend taxpayer
dollars to obtain justice for Iraqi Muslims. At AtlasShrugs.com Pamela Geller
writes, “This is one step beyond The Twilight Zone… it’s the O’Zone, just as
poisonous and deadly.”) http://www.state.gov/r/pa/prs/ps/2013/08/213032.htmhttp://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2013/08/state-dept-offers-10-million-reward-for-kill-or-capture-of-enemies-of-islam.html
JT: American Patriots are
worth nothing to Obama, but an Islamic, Muslim terrorist is worth 15 million
(continue reading Just Thinking Number 66 here at The Obama Timeline, http://www.colony14.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/justthinking066.pdf
Your Right of Free Speech is under attack by Uncle SCAM and the media trolls who demand "politically correct" speech. The heck with that!
We shall mock when and whom we choose, just like progressives and lamestream media have been doing for years. We will not be silenced.
use this week's fable to begin conversations with patriots and all
low-information people within your circle of influence. Start the
discussion about our need to stand up and push back to defend freedom of
speech (and rodeo clowns).
Share the fable with the folks on your email lists, twitter, and/or via facebook. Thank you for loving your country enough to start the conversations. Welcome to the "mock-a-thon."
upon a time, a country of hard working and decent people were ruled by a
spoiled, wet-behind-the-big-ears bully. His skin was so thin that any
attempt to question his policies or mock him resulted in an instant
the poor journalist who riled up President Thin Skin by making a joke
about how his Dumbo ears could fly him around the country and save
taxpayer dollars by not requiring the use of Air Force One. Quick as a
wink, the reporter was accused of insensitivity and racism by the
left-wing press. He was henceforth forbidden to report on any event
other than lemming cliff jumping in Alaska.
FLASHBACK TO 2008
when not-quite-President Thin Skin was campaigning and chatting with
the regular folks on a residential street in small town, USA. A citizen,
a regular Joe, was tossing a football around with his son on the front
lawn. He politely asked a question that not-quite-President Thin Skin
couldn't quite answer.
unrehearsed, out-of-the blue, and unwelcome moment caused
not-quite-President Thin Skin to suffer an enormous internal temper
tantrum. Oh dear! He'd have to respond (without his teleprompter) to a
question about the meaning of redistribution of wealth.
fee-fi-foe-fumbled response made little sense. (In fact, it made him
sound downright stupid.) He quickly fled the neighborhood and instructed
his trolls to initiate a media blitz that would destroy this person for
damaging his public image. Soon after, regular Joe became Joe the
Plumber, an icon of courage to the masses, but a target to be slandered
by the media trolls.
to an August, 2013 rodeo at the Missouri state fair. A rodeo clown
created his own "Joe the Plumber" moment by swatting his broom at
Brahman bulls while wearing a President Thin Skin mask.
call went out, "destroy that nothing-burger-racist clown who dares to
wear a President-Thin-Skin mask while chasing bulls around a rodeo
arena. The nerve!
media began their hatchet jobs which motivated the Missouri Governor
and one State Senator to grovel and beg forgiveness. To avoid the wrath
of President Thin Skin's media lackeys, they banned the rodeo clown for
life or until the cows come home (whichever comes last) and instituted
sensitivity training for all rodeo personnel.
It became obvious that President Thin Skin and his minions had no clue
as to why rodeos have clowns hanging around. They'd never seen a
Brahman bull dump a bareback rider, then try to stomp or gore the cowboy
into the dusty plain.
never seen a rodeo clown entertain the crowd while broom whacking and
distracting 2,500 pounds of pissed off Brahman bull long enough for the
cowboy to get the heck out of Dodge (meaning the danger zone).
TO RECAP: Rodeo clowns protect cowboys from bulls. But, who protects the rodeo clown from media bullcrap?
as was happening more and more when President Thin Skin's mouthpieces
demanded political correctness . . . one citizen, then another spoke
up. Then another and another until hundreds and thousands and millions
of people reminded everyone in the country about their Constitution
right to free speech and free expression.
up Pilgrims, we have the right to say what we want, and laugh when we
want, and mock anybody when we're in the mood. We can make fun of
jackass and elephant politicians all day and all night if we've a mind
to. The 1st Amendment gives us that right. "
Then somebody re-vised lyrics to a famous western song from Frankie Laine (shared here with sincere apologies to Mr. Laine.)
"Mock um, mock um, mock um,
Frankie Laine "Rawhide" Original Song
We have the right to mock um,
Got the first amendment on our side,
They will blame and curse us,
Blame and kick and fuss fuss,
Keep that mockin comin,
So, then what happened?
over the country, citizens exercised their rights to freedom of speech
and mockery. They bought masks of President Thin Skin and other people
they weren't especially fond of and wore them to rodeos and baseball
games and picnics and swim meets and soccer matches and group dinners at
pizza parlors. The movement became a national Mock-a-Thon.
Whose mask are you going to wear?
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A former publisher, Time-Life editor, motivational speaker, and author,
Molli writes Politically Incorrect Fables to enlighten low-information
voters, amuse and fire up patriots, and irritate progressives.
Additional fables and daily rants are posted at www.grannyguerrillas.com
Missouri State Fair officials and politicians on Sunday condemned the
performance of a rodeo clown who donned a mask resembling President
Obama during Saturday’s bull riding competition.
A tempest over the incident erupted after the website Show Me Progress reported a Facebook account of it.
Facebook writer said he had taken a Taiwanese student to the rodeo in
Sedalia Saturday night. During the bull riding segment a rodeo clown
appeared wearing an Obama mask.
“The announcer wanted to know if
anyone would like to see Obama run down by a bull,” the posting said.
“The crowd went wild. He asked it again and again, louder each time,
whipping the audience into a lather.”
Another clown then apparently joined the performance.
of the clowns ran up and started bobbling the lips on the mask and the
people went crazy,” the posting said. “Finally a bull came close enough
to him that he had to move so he jumped up and ran away to the delight
of the onlookers hooting and hollering from the stands.”
Once upon a time . . in the future, Mother Earth has become
overheated, deforested, and polluted. America is populated by
uneducated, sweaty, hungry people who live in broken-down cars. Old
folks, especially grannies, outnumbered young folks and swamp the
dysfunctional, government-run healthcare system.
bureaucrats, rather than deal with fraud and inefficiency, empower a
"death panel" to devise a cleansing program for unproductive seniors.
Grannies are wheeled into "slumber chambers" where they watch videos of a
formerly lush and vibrant Earth, listen to Vivaldi's "Four Seasons,"
and receive lethal injections as punishment for living too long and
becoming too expensive to maintain. Granny's corpse is trucked to the
bakery and transformed into high-protein, cracker-like wafers (99%
grandma and 1% green food coloring).
Granny Crackers feed the starving masses to create an endless circle of birth, death, and cracker reincarnation.
story just so happens to be the plot of "Soylent Green," a 1973 sci fi
flick." It answers the question, "Does art imitate life?"
The death panel depicted in the movie is reality today. Called the "Independent Payment Advisory Board," it cuts
Medicare reimbursement payments and limits life-extending medicines and
services for seniors, just as predicted by a brave politician who was
vilified for warning us five years ago.
The healthcare situation in America is on life support. We face a
shortage of doctors and life-saving medicines. Plus, citizens are
unwilling to cough up big bucks for health insurance (an income source
that was supposed to fund the entire program). None of this is good news
for the 90 million seniors (the majority of them women) who live longer
than ever but require body-part replacements for hips, knees, heart
valves, and such.
Let's take a trip down memory lane.
2008, a glib presidential candidate (aided by a gaggle of sleezy
advisors, union thugs, left-wing liberals, progressives, and a commie or
two), promoted a mantra of "hope and change." Millions of
low-information voters were duped into believing the Prince of
Hopenchange would right all the wrongs in the country, and straighten out the health care mess. Little did they know the true meaning of his mantra: "I hope they don't catch on to how we're gonna' fundamentally change/destroy their country."
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