By Tammy Swofford, The Daily Times Pakistan
Watch Miley twerk, twitch and protrude her tongue at weird angles.
Examine her public display of compulsive sexual fantasy. We have a
diagnosis. Axis II: Exhibitionism with a touch of Frotteurism
You are a celebrity attending the MTV Video Music Awards. What a great night for media exposure and self-adulatory prancing. It is time to fawn for the photojournalists and display the latest Haute couture. So let there be music and let there be dance! Let there be crude obscenity and slutty behaviour! It is a time to applaud for your co-religionists; please applaud vigorously until the palms of your hands tingle with excitement. And then onward to the party circuit to thrust out the chest one more time with carefully positioned feet for this latest Cinderella moment. For there is nothing more invigorating than receiving an award from an event specifically tailored to, well, give out awards.
For the peasants outside the Hollywood moat, it is time to crack open the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) and figure out what the heck is happening on the stage. I believe a look at Axis II disorders will be a good place to start. To inspire a love for medicine, we will take a look at one performer who has created quite a stir. Naturally, the gaze is cast toward the performance of a young lady with an unusual name: Miley Cyrus.