Via Knox News:
A would-be robber of a Knoxville [Tennessee] pharmacy today may have been desperate but apparently he still had his standards.
"Actually, (the pharmacist) told him they were on back-order," said Knoxville Police Department spokesman Darrell DeBusk.
The suspect, who initially handed the pharmacist a note indicating that he had a weapon, then demanded a second type of pill.
"The pharmacist told him that, due to their safety procedures in place, he did not have (immediate) access to that," DeBusk said.
After being shot down twice, the suspect gave up and walked out.